People who talk about how bad Taylor Swift’s dancing is in the ‘Shake It Off’ video

ohmywideeyedgaze:

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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

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people who call themselves your friend but love to make fun and humiliate you suck

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daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

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quickbewitty:

quickbewitty:

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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note to self: dont watch vine fails in your lunch break

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furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

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